funny thanks to jaymis
Sooo...I've been a slack lazy bugger or something.
Actually I've been galavanting around Norway in a 2.4L Turbo
Volvo and enjoying the Spring. Days are longer and I can get around in shorts again...scary to think I think that 5 degrees is shorts weather...but that's what being in this country will do to a man's brain...I won't extrapolate on what the cold has done to the same man's genitals...but needless to say it is NOT pretty. But it was cool...photographs will explain better...but basically below 1000m it is beautifully green and picturesque, and above it is like Siberia...nothing but white...which is also so amazing.
Wanna see what a white out looks like? OK, here's what you do...wrap a piece of A5 white clean paper around your head. Now look at a 100W halogen bulb. I shit you not it is a strange feeling.
How are all you kids? Feeling up to teh email challenge?
Thanks to Zan and fam for being so diligent!
The other thing I want to do is make you extremely jealous, as this Friday I leave for Mälmo to watch the Aussies CRUSH the Swedes in the Davis cup. Me and 4 Aussie girls (yes I am a lucky bastard) will be heading to the game with the
FANatics. I am super super excited and I wish you were here too...but watch the TV beacause we plan to get our ugly mugs on it...I am shaving my head to the skin except for a patch of hair in the shape of the map of Australia...should be great!
In other news I am lazy and can not write any more today. Oh yeah, my bestest roommate Barbara went home to Switzerland so I am all alone now...NOOOOOOOO!!
I am only in Sweden for another 3 months which is both good and sad...good because I am getting really homesick but bad because I am at home here too...but ah wells. Just no body change until I get home so I don't freak out!